10. I use a calculator for all my math.

9. My six-year-old only prepares returns when I get really busy.

8. I’m an accountant. I can make the numbers come out any way you want.

7. May be buying a computer soon. I hear that email & internet stuff is really cool.

6. Free weekly visits to all clients serving jail time for tax fraud.

5. I don’t waste your time with talk, or advice, or planning, or suggestions.

4. Free parking!

3. I use only the highest quality pocket protectors.

2. Guaranteed refunds.

1. Free beer with every return!!!!!

Seriously folks . . . there are good reasons for coming to me. Listed below is the serious version.

10. Easy returns or complex returns. I am trained to do it all.

9. Other related services to offer besides tax work.

8. Fees are spelled out up front, per my fee schedule.

7. Electronic filing is free. I am an Authorized IRS e-file Provider.

6. 24 years experience; over 3000 tax returns prepared.

5. Individual checklist, personally designed for each client, sent in December.

4. Computers fill out tax forms. My job is giving advice, planning and strategizing.

3. Planning for next year is done NOW.

2. Turn-around time of a couple days, in many cases the same day.

1. I personally meet with all clients and prepare every tax return. No staff people.

If you have questions, please call me at 608-250-9926 or email me at charlie@libertyprofessionalservices.com.